Thing 2 and I are students (male), 8th graders. We were born on the exact same day (weird, huh?)

THING ONE

     I am an intellectual, a skeptic, a creative mind, a compassionate heart. I'm a total night owl, It's 1:03 a.m. as I write this. I would say I am in pretty good shape, not a fat acne faced guy locked away in his mom's closet. I would consider myself to be easygoing, with a bit of a strange sense of humor. I know my IQ to be at least 142, perhaps more. I have been in the gifted program for years now. I, along with coutless hordes of others, have been coerced into taking this insanely boring reading/vocabulary test, and (according to the test) I read on a college level. I probably think more deeply, and know more about how the world works than other kids, in my opinion. I'm a bit of a nerd (just a bit), so I have enough friends, but no girlfriend. I'm pretty adventurous, I don't like everyday routines.

      Enough bragging. Now it's time for me to criticize myself. If there's such thing as a "smart idiot", that is I. I took an Emotional intelligence test, even though I rank high in some areas, like compassion, my EQ/social skills are a bit below the industry average. I am very disorganized, always forgetting stuff, and... umm... forgetting stuff. I can be a bit stubborn, a bit arrogant, but not usually. Often, I will try to correct the teachers over minute things, for the fun of it, and sometimes am annoying without realizing it. I used to be insane, but I got better. Now I'm... uh.... lessee... quirky. Yeah, that's it.

Please, please, oh PLEASE email me at twiddely-man@hotmail.com...

let me know you read this crap...

That's all.

You write your own fricken' profile, Thing 2.

THING TOW...wait...TWO

Insane like Thing 1, No.  Normal with more thought? Yes.  A bit odd? Maybe.  Let me explain.  Insanity run a bit short of me.  I am...how should I put this..........more contained within the premisis of my mind?  [If you're wondering about Thing 1's insanity? well picture this... a "weird kid" (no offense to anyone) that walks by.  He moves with a bouncing motion and diliberately trip himself over the leg of your chair.  Sruprised by the commotion, the class looks as the "weird kid" makes a loud smack against the tile floor.  Oddly, that kid becomes enraged and jumps up to his feet, only to scream that you tripped him.  With that, the kid forms a huge grin and walks away.  Another instance?  A class across the wall was noisy, shall I say...  Necissary to quiet them, that same kid goes to the door that connects both rooms and yells, "SHUT UP!" and slams the door.  Awestruck your classmates stare disbelievingly and listens.  Complete silence.   If that is what you call insane, then no, I am not insane.  I'm taking Biology (2007-2008) in 8th and most classmates are in 9th.  The day we needed to draw a concept map over photosynthesis; the day before a quiz, almost a quarter of the class come to me to explain the roles of the Phtosystem 1 and 2, the Primary Electron Acceptor, Electron Transport Chain, the Calvin Cycle etc.  Its either that we(pertaining to Thing 1 and I) are somwhat smarter, or some people are just retarted.  So basically speaking, I am intellectually more advance than the average Joe... yet I haven't taken any IQ test so I can't determine my intelligence.  I enjoy adventures and a large fan of the Halo series.  Well, thats a quick, summarized synopsis of my personality and qualities. 

:) Quick questions!  Send answer to twiddely-man@hotmail.com!

WHAT IF HUMAN WERE TO ASEXUALLYREPRODUCE?

WHAT IF MEAT WAS NEVER CHECKED FOR BATERIA?

IMAGINE A LIFE WITH ONLY SUN-DIAL-CLOCKS?

WHAT IF SCIENTIST PUT ASIDE SPACE TRAVEL AND THE COLONIZATION OF OTHER PLANETS, AND FOCUSED ON THE FUTURE OF LIVING UNDERGROUND?

HOW WOULD LIFE BE ON MARS IF SCIENTISTS WERE ABLE TO TERRAFORM MARS?

DON'T KNOW WHAT TERRAFORMING IS? WELL LOOK IT UP!

WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT BAGELS?