The main story is that Twiddely Man was born with no bones!  The miracle in this "defect" was that Mr. Bum (Twiddely Man) had muscles strong enough to support his body.  Not only that, but his muscles were also flexible to stretch any was he desired.  His life was riddled with hardships.  At school, he was mocked for his form and as he grew older, his mother died and his father wasn't able to support the costs of raising Twiddely Man.  So he was out on the streets in search for shelter and a home.  In the end, he took shelter underground and was mentored by sewer rats. *Nothing like TMNT* From there on, he started his life as a hero. 

           His first success is during one of his stops at the vending machine.  As that event is taking place, a group of robbers come into Twiddely Man's sight as they are running away from a successful heist from the bank.  They know Twiddely Man won't budge, so they open fire.  Thinking quickly, Twiddely Man uses his amazing flexibility and dodges, dropping his soda in the process.  As the robbers get near, they almost slip on the soda, losing balance.  With the opportunity, Twiddely Man learns, and uses, his first basic attack: A Bump.  With his sides, he knocks each robber down with ease while they became injured and hurt.  Sprawled on the ground, the robbers were taken to the authorities.                                                     

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Volume 2

          The robbers are in a police wagon, but the mastermind is trying to make a clean getaway. He drives very recklessly, and crashes into a truck carrying radioactive waste. On the truck there is a warning: "Biohazard: May cause bank robbers to turn into giants." The robber grows about 3 times his original size and begins to terrorize crater city, stomping random citizens. Suddenly, a policeman yells, "Look up in the sky! It's Twiddely Man!" The giant becomes confused. Twiddely Man doesn't fly! He's a stretchy guy! Stupid cop! Then he sees him. Twiddely Man is standing before the giant, ready to fight. The giant stomps Twiddely Man, and proceeds to continue his pointless assault on the city. But don't shed tears yet! Twiddely Man is okay!

           Our hero runs toward the giant for a rematch. The robber attacks, but slips on a banana peel. Twiddely Man laughs. Angered, the robber kicks Twiddely Man, and he goes flying into the distance. Twiddely Man recovers instantly. Searching for a weapon, Twiddely Man pulls a streetlamp out of the ground and smacks the giant with it. The giant howls in pain. A clean hit! Twiddely Man swings again, but the giant blocks. He lifts the light pole high into the air, dangling Twiddely Man above the ground. He swings the light around and flings Twiddely Man at a building, where his body smashes a window. Getting to his feet, our hero realizes his opponent is too tough to fight head on. Time for a new tactic!

           Twiddely Man rests on the top of a huge building. He looks down on the whole city, the only home he ever knew, being destroyed by a giant. He notes that the giant has grown MUCH the bigger while he was away. He leaps from the building top, falling, picking up speed. He land on the giant's head. Hard. Twiddely Man pushes off the giant’s squishy nose like a springboard, and gracefully flips on to the top of another building. "I'm gonna[CENSORED]kill yoouuu!!!!" The giant screams. He snatches Twiddely Man from the top of the building and starts squeezing. Little does the giant know that he is standing over a railroad.

          Twiddely Man stretches his arm and hits the switch thingy that makes the train go onto a different track (I don't know what it's called) and the train hits the robber in the legs, knocking him off of his feet. The giant falls onto "PincK a penny" pool supply warehouse, where thousands of bottles of chlorine and acid break and melt the bank robber into a pool of liquid. Twiddely Man WINS!!!! Will Twiddely Man be hailed as a new hero? Will he have to pay for the damage caused? Are his sewer rat parents proud? After a long battle, will he get the break he deserves? Yes! No! Yes! Not a chance in hell!!! Another group of robbers escape from a heist of their own (what is the crime rate in this town?).

             They laugh to themselves. If the cops get in the way, they can blow their cars to smithereens with their "sonic obliterators." Meanwhile a citizen notices that something is wrong. "This place looks like the ground zero of a nuclear war...." he murmurs. There are pools of radioactive waste. He has breathed the air. The toxins are in his bloodstream. He notices a truck on its side. He begins to approach. He notices the biohazard sign.....

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Volume 3

          The civilian, gagging on the chemically infected air, barely notifies the officials.  By the time the biohazard teams reach the man, it is too late, he died as his body was decomposed inside out.  The chief in a radioactive suit, looks down in disgust.  "What the bloody [censored] happened here!  Okay! That’s it, lock this city street down and close it off with this triple reinforced chemical dome, disguised as a banana! This place is under quarantine!"

          "Geez, what’s with the crime today?!" rants Twiddely Man. "Whatever..." He thought.  Twiddely Man, now running away from the downed PincK and penny store, sprinted towards the new crime.  As he ran, he overheard the pedestrians say that the heist included hostages.   Arriving at the Banks of CC, (Crater City) Twiddely Man notices there were no Police around, except for a sheriff, holding a gun while taking cover around the Bank's wall.  Reconciliating with the Sheriff, Twiddely Man learned that the law enforcement is taking care of the PincK and penny shop and the chemically infected air on staple street.  They were up against ten robbers.  Were they trained? Or are they rookies?  Taking a risk, Twiddely Man entered waiting for whatever came next!

          The new robber, noticing Twiddely Man, stopped him at the entrance of the Bank.  Holding the woman receptionist in a choke hold, he yells, "Take one more move, and the lady gets a free ticket to Hades!  Bwahahaha!  Whatcha gonna do now? Huh? Twiddely Man?"  His comrades, admiring his confidence chuckled at Twiddely Man.  What will our hero do!

          Shocked, Twiddely Man stood still.  Dang it!  "If I move, the woman will get killed. If I leave, what good will I do?!"  Bang!  "WHAT!" The robber screamed.  Distracted, the chief robber dropped his guard. Finding the opening, Twiddley Man burst into action, working on the offense.  Using his own style of fighting, Twiddely Man punched two, kicked a third and uppercuts a large one.  What happened?  Well the shot rang was from the sheriff, noticing Twiddely Man's frozen state.  Moving across the street, the sheriff lied on the ground, took aim, and shot the glass clock above the robber head with precision. "How much longer until our 'friend' brings the sonic obliterator?" asks the chief. "15 minutes..." reports one of the underlings. By the time Twiddely Man finishes off the last of the robbers, the chief robber is trying to escape.  Seeing the robber escape in the corner of his eye, he yells to the sheriff to take over, while he chases down the final robber.

          Shots ringing out, the robber fired at Twiddely Man as he fled.  "No stretchy mans going to stop me!  Looking up, Twiddely Man saw that the robber, was firing forward, at a dome.  Even more, he was firing at the dome surrounding staple street!  Breaking through, the robber slipped through a hole, and then the dome buckled  and the hole closed. The dome reformed and Twiddely Man was stuck outside of it.  The robber, using stealth, snuck around the police yet, he stepped in an un-noticed pool of radioactive materials. (From the truck in vol 2)   Feeling a power growing inside him, the robber knew this would be a suicide mission! Soon the radiation would kill him. The radiation in his bloodstream infected him, mutated him, and turned him to a giant! AGAIN!  The biohazard team, finishing their job, now took down the dome and ran in fear of the new giant!  Looking up at the giant, Twiddely Man thought, "Not again! No, no, no, no NO!" 

          With his new power, the giant crushed cars, destroyed roads, and knocked planes down.  Remembering Twiddley Man, the robber attacked him.  Almost crushed by a car, Twiddely Man dodged the car with a duck.  Unfortunately, the car skilled along the road and hit an oil tanker while on fire!  Even more unfortunate, the oil tanker was refueling a gas station!  Seconds before if happened, Twiddely Man took cover in the sewers, finding an entrance at a manhole cover.  By the time the robber took his attention to the bang, he was too late, his body was engulfed in the blast and half is body became burnt off.  Waiting an hour, Twiddely Man finally re-entered the devastation.  Looking, he saw cars flipped, buildings destroyed, trucks totaled, and hundreds of corpses lying on the side of the street.  Dozens of fire trucks lined the streets as they tried to put out the flames.  In the time Twiddely Man was in the sewers, he gained his energy back at his home and waited until he thought he could come out.  With Twiddely Rat at his side, Twiddely Man looked away and went towards the docks.  Taking a deep breath, he looked up to the sky and saw, a plane, flying directly towards the radio broadcasting building.  WHAT?! Terrorists!  Here we go again...

Thing 2