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Your teacher gets a great new stuffed animal for teacher recognition day. Its a large frog
and it's name is Rosebud. After about 1 week of school with the plush, Thing one begins his rebellious campaign
against this defenseless thing. For heavens sake! Its a stuffed animal! I can't blame him. Anyway,
he starts by hiding the stuffed animal. For 2 days, the class could not find this lone item, yet in the end, it is found,
chilled inside the minifridge, next to the sodas! Thinking of more to do, Thing one side tracks our teacher by constantly
finding "loop holes" in test. With any opportunity, Thing one finally decides to do his next move in the open.
We gather for a group "discussion." Next, Thing one takes a can of DIET COKE! and pours some onto the stuffed animal.
The act was hilarious! For days, people talked over it! Eagar to join, I (Thing Two) hatched a plan. On
the last day of school, I was to go over to Thing 1's house so we were able to stay after school. The day before, we
hid Rosebud and wrote a letter. What letter? A ransom note. For the whole final day, no one found it and the teacher
read the note to the class. Heres what it said:
We have taken your precious Rosebud. If you don't want us to commence these heinous plots then
leave an envolope with 100 dollars in it on the desk in the back row, far right. If not possible, mastercard will do.
With this, a crudely drawn picture of Rosebud shanked by a knife and an arm decapitated with safety scissors.
Signed,
After school, we decided to give up and revealed the hiding spot. Oddly, the teacher then gave
us a bag of spicy, barbecue lays chips. With that, Thing One and I went back to his house and fed them to his dog, which
would do anything for the food. Yes, even when we dug a hole, placed a chip in it and covered it, the dog would dig
it up and eat it. After about 15 minutes, the dog finally felt the "heat" and licked water out of the plant pot trying
to cease the tingling spice.
 
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