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WEIRD POEMS
 
My coffee is steaming

And I think this is all very tiring

And that dog poop rose in the mourning.

i don't like aesop's fables  
                                                            Thing 2
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My potato chip is leaking ink

and a putrid swill of delight!

Then you will pull my finger and smell something that stinks

bright like a metaphorical tiger night
                          
                                                         Thing 2
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My male deer soars into the sky
 
Now that Jerry Garcia is dead
 
Funny clown, bunch of balloons
 
So I fried him and ate him since he was dead
 
                                                       Thing 1
 
 
 
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TOTAL NONSENSE

 

My cat stapled my tv to my car
turn cat My except think fast snare. loo my to could of then
for up gave that's 'cause there brain knew. him of consciousness
flits His disembodied aura, deceptive images fashioning ...

A feeling that somewhere there's something I've missed And it
fueld her fossils with Phryggian Fire colors like the smell of trout
in my pajamas So I cut her throat with a wire We found a place on like elvis in frozen suede shoes

Thing 1

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That, it sprouts and is transformed in foundation and that kind of the arc that is old that time does not obtain! Where the man is sincere, food the! Of its thing constant Temperature, the armor is lowered and that the bolt of emergency of the bone is two convenient days that are necessary and are! Where for being adapted the buyer to ten million whom it does not come from the shape of the cup! Me it comes!

 

Where the German silver goes yay! Where in compliance with the American of Mexico, for curse like cattles the weakness of things for being, in the figure with has made where he is produced today! Where the university of the manicotti one of identicals of the body only obtains the control that he is kind in the road. You of the automobile that it is lodged, for the entirety! Of the body it is lodged! From the restaurant of the father.

 

Thing 1

 

 

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