CALAMARI

 

I ate at a nice resturaunt,  and I ordered calamari. I chose to eat at the outside patio area thingy, it's just better. Anyway there were some birds there, so I tossed them some squid. As the birds ate the squid, I reflected on how much humans change things. How would a bird get squid if it weren't for people? It would have to dive down about a mile under the sea, wrestle a squid and kill it, swallow it. Then he would have to swim up to the surface in under a minute. It might not seem like much to you, but the slightest change can have a ripple of effects, making everything completely different. Imagine if people stopped throwing rice at weddings, and started throwing potatoes? It's too horrible to imagine!

 

Thing One

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A new thing popped in my head a few days ago...  This message is quite important!  Hear thee!  Anyway, I hope all ye are aware of the dangers of dihydrogenmonoxide!   A list of the dangers follows.

 

Drowning

Bloating

Feeling Light Headed

Frequent urge to use latrine

Possible cases of UTI

Unknown bacteria

Hallucinations (if salt is present over 35 ppt)

Stomach aches

Discoloured urine (If exposed with excess amounts)

Drunk symptoms

Loss of appetite

 

 

Thing 2

Disclaimer: dihydrogenmonoxide is H2O